INFORM THE GRAND MASTER OF HADES

I am emily.

19 / may or may not have a vagina / CANADA
arm in arm with lucifer, belial on my back

Hausu/House - 1977

Hausu/House - 1977

I just felt like making a big list of trivial things I don’t like

  1. when people wear animal collars (some exceptions, but it HAS to be a costume)
  2. weeaboo nicknames
  3. KISS merchandise, all of it
  4. pictures of mjolnirs and runes everywhere. TIRED OF IT
  5. accidentally seeing porn .gifs on tumblr
  6. naked girls. I see myself naked every day, don’t care
  7. microwave indian dinners
  8. regular potatoes
  9. when people wear glasses or frames but don’t need them
  10. pity parties or hugboxes
  11. having a bony ass that makes it hurt to sit on anything
  12. etiquette rules because most of them do not make any sense
  13. flat or flimsy shoes
  14. you
  15. myself (sometimes)
  16. the smell of bacon
  17. when people post pictures/videos of themselves smoking marijuana
  18. horses and ponies
  19. baseball caps
  20. fast food
  21. small talk
  22. wussies
  23. all glam metal ever
  24. glam rock
  25. fake blonde hair
  26. bright or unnatural hair colors (unless u are a wizard)
  27. kawaii accessories
  28. cat pee smell
  29. hair spray
  30. the show GLEE

“thai asian chick masturbating in a barn”

I’ve got a job!! after hearing no call back from manager woman, I gave her a call to find out she was sick and that was the reason she didn’t call. and she said she decided when she sat down with me during the interview that she wanted to offer me a job. it’s just protocol that she has to contact at least one of my references to make sure I’m not a raving lunatic. well, I am a raving lunatic, but at least I have someone who can lie and pretend I’m not. I should hear back from her on Thursday or Friday.

I also have an interview for the ikea food department on Friday. I dunno what to do about that…

gonna scan a Candlemass interview soon, if ye would like to read it

so tired of seeing BURZUM shirts

TODAY, I LEARNED TO DRAW A PROPER BRAID

TODAY, I LEARNED TO DRAW A PROPER BRAID

cubofthewoods:

A Girl and her Dog
An old drawing for a short story I wrote a few years ago. The story didn’t have a title, but I named this drawing after the movie ‘A Boy and his Dog’, which is a fun, quirky post-apocalyptic film from the 70s that’s based on a short story itself.

cubofthewoods:

A Girl and her Dog

An old drawing for a short story I wrote a few years ago. The story didn’t have a title, but I named this drawing after the movie ‘A Boy and his Dog’, which is a fun, quirky post-apocalyptic film from the 70s that’s based on a short story itself.

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