
I am emily.
19 / may or may not have a vagina / CANADA
arm in arm with lucifer, belial on my back
I just felt like making a big list of trivial things I don’t like
- when people wear animal collars (some exceptions, but it HAS to be a costume)
- weeaboo nicknames
- KISS merchandise, all of it
- pictures of mjolnirs and runes everywhere. TIRED OF IT
- accidentally seeing porn .gifs on tumblr
- naked girls. I see myself naked every day, don’t care
- microwave indian dinners
- regular potatoes
- when people wear glasses or frames but don’t need them
- pity parties or hugboxes
- having a bony ass that makes it hurt to sit on anything
- etiquette rules because most of them do not make any sense
- flat or flimsy shoes
- you
- myself (sometimes)
- the smell of bacon
- when people post pictures/videos of themselves smoking marijuana
- horses and ponies
- baseball caps
- fast food
- small talk
- wussies
- all glam metal ever
- glam rock
- fake blonde hair
- bright or unnatural hair colors (unless u are a wizard)
- kawaii accessories
- cat pee smell
- hair spray
- the show GLEE
“thai asian chick masturbating in a barn”
I’ve got a job!! after hearing no call back from manager woman, I gave her a call to find out she was sick and that was the reason she didn’t call. and she said she decided when she sat down with me during the interview that she wanted to offer me a job. it’s just protocol that she has to contact at least one of my references to make sure I’m not a raving lunatic. well, I am a raving lunatic, but at least I have someone who can lie and pretend I’m not. I should hear back from her on Thursday or Friday.
I also have an interview for the ikea food department on Friday. I dunno what to do about that…
gonna scan a Candlemass interview soon, if ye would like to read it
so tired of seeing BURZUM shirts
A Girl and her Dog
An old drawing for a short story I wrote a few years ago. The story didn’t have a title, but I named this drawing after the movie ‘A Boy and his Dog’, which is a fun, quirky post-apocalyptic film from the 70s that’s based on a short story itself.



